I didn’t want you to find out like this, but your cousin Scrambles and I have grown very close.
Ah yes. Toaster Strudel vs. Toaster Scrambles. The eternal struggle. Sweet vs. not-so-sweet. Even though these cousins may look alike, they really couldn’t be more different. Strudel is the type of guy to fill your inbox with anon love. Scrambles always deletes your comments when he reblogs you. Strudel takes the time to get you a thoughtful birthday gift. Scrambles just signs his name to someone else’s card. Strudel always replies to your texts in a timely manner. Scrambles has yet to open even one of your snapchats.
In short, we’re not saying one is not better than the other. It really all comes down to personal preference and whether or not you prefer the clean cut-sweetheart or the sometimes salty bad boy.