It’s that special time of year again. The weather is changing from excruciatingly hot to unbearably hot. Leaves are turning from green to a different shade of green. And we’re pretty sure we saw someone in a cardigan. So we’re calling it— fall is officially here!  We believe there’s nothing better in this crisp August weather than a new PUMPKIN PIE Toaster Strudel. So layer up, grab a hot cocoa and make your way over to the freezer aisle ASAP.

It’s that special time of year again. The weather is changing from excruciatingly hot to unbearably hot. Leaves are turning from green to a different shade of green. And we’re pretty sure we saw someone in a cardigan. So we’re calling it— fall is officially here!  We believe there’s nothing better in this crisp August weather than a new PUMPKIN PIE Toaster Strudel. So layer up, grab a hot cocoa and make your way over to the freezer aisle ASAP.

It’s happened to us all— you’re out on your personal mini yacht and you get a surprise text from your bestie, Meryl Streep, and you accidentally bump into your monkey butler and he fumbles your fresh toaster strudel off the side of the deck. Worry no more! Introducing the Toaster Strudel Pastry Life Vest. Never lose another breakfast to the unforgiving sea!

It’s happened to us all— you’re out on your personal mini yacht and you get a surprise text from your bestie, Meryl Streep, and you accidentally bump into your monkey butler and he fumbles your fresh toaster strudel off the side of the deck. Worry no more! Introducing the Toaster Strudel Pastry Life Vest. Never lose another breakfast to the unforgiving sea!

jettiebettie:

toasterstrudel
I didn’t want you to find out like this, but your cousin Scrambles and I have grown very close.

Ah yes. Toaster Strudel vs. Toaster Scrambles. The eternal struggle. Sweet vs. not-so-sweet. Even though these cousins may look alike, they really couldn’t be more different. Strudel is the type of guy to fill your inbox with anon love. Scrambles always deletes your comments when he reblogs you. Strudel takes the time to get you a thoughtful birthday gift. Scrambles just signs his name to someone else’s card. Strudel always replies to your texts in a timely manner. Scrambles has yet to open even one of your snapchats. 
In short, we’re not saying one is not better than the other. It really all comes down to personal preference and whether or not you prefer the clean cut-sweetheart or the sometimes salty bad boy.

jettiebettie:

toasterstrudel

I didn’t want you to find out like this, but your cousin Scrambles and I have grown very close.

Ah yes. Toaster Strudel vs. Toaster Scrambles. The eternal struggle. Sweet vs. not-so-sweet. Even though these cousins may look alike, they really couldn’t be more different. Strudel is the type of guy to fill your inbox with anon love. Scrambles always deletes your comments when he reblogs you. Strudel takes the time to get you a thoughtful birthday gift. Scrambles just signs his name to someone else’s card. Strudel always replies to your texts in a timely manner. Scrambles has yet to open even one of your snapchats.

In short, we’re not saying one is not better than the other. It really all comes down to personal preference and whether or not you prefer the clean cut-sweetheart or the sometimes salty bad boy.

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