It’s happened to us all— you’re out on your personal mini yacht and you get a surprise text from your bestie, Meryl Streep, and you accidentally bump into your monkey butler and he fumbles your fresh toaster strudel off the side of the deck. Worry no more! Introducing the Toaster Strudel Pastry Life Vest. Never lose another breakfast to the unforgiving sea!

It’s happened to us all— you’re out on your personal mini yacht and you get a surprise text from your bestie, Meryl Streep, and you accidentally bump into your monkey butler and he fumbles your fresh toaster strudel off the side of the deck. Worry no more! Introducing the Toaster Strudel Pastry Life Vest. Never lose another breakfast to the unforgiving sea!

jettiebettie:

toasterstrudel
I didn’t want you to find out like this, but your cousin Scrambles and I have grown very close.

Ah yes. Toaster Strudel vs. Toaster Scrambles. The eternal struggle. Sweet vs. not-so-sweet. Even though these cousins may look alike, they really couldn’t be more different. Strudel is the type of guy to fill your inbox with anon love. Scrambles always deletes your comments when he reblogs you. Strudel takes the time to get you a thoughtful birthday gift. Scrambles just signs his name to someone else’s card. Strudel always replies to your texts in a timely manner. Scrambles has yet to open even one of your snapchats. 
In short, we’re not saying one is not better than the other. It really all comes down to personal preference and whether or not you prefer the clean cut-sweetheart or the sometimes salty bad boy.

jettiebettie:

toasterstrudel

I didn’t want you to find out like this, but your cousin Scrambles and I have grown very close.

Ah yes. Toaster Strudel vs. Toaster Scrambles. The eternal struggle. Sweet vs. not-so-sweet. Even though these cousins may look alike, they really couldn’t be more different. Strudel is the type of guy to fill your inbox with anon love. Scrambles always deletes your comments when he reblogs you. Strudel takes the time to get you a thoughtful birthday gift. Scrambles just signs his name to someone else’s card. Strudel always replies to your texts in a timely manner. Scrambles has yet to open even one of your snapchats.

In short, we’re not saying one is not better than the other. It really all comes down to personal preference and whether or not you prefer the clean cut-sweetheart or the sometimes salty bad boy.

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SOMETIMES WE DAYDREAM THAT WE’RE RUNNING A BEAUTY GURU BLOG

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"Can you see it?" we ask repeatedly as we press an icing packet against our open palm. "So this is what we use on our breakfast every morning. It’s called icing made by …Toaster…Strudel? Don’t know if we’re pronouncing that right,” we laugh nervously.It comes packaged in this cute little clear pouch. We like to carry a couple in our purses just in case.” Another nervous giggle. “Ugh we’re so weird we can’t even take it,” we say as we absentmindedly brush a stray hair from our face. Then jump cut to us wearing an adorably quirky teddy bear onsie and costume spectacles. “Well I have a treat for all my followers today. LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and FAVORITE this and you’ll be in the running to win the icing packet from this video. Make sure to leave a COMMENT on this video letting us know what you put on your strudel. Thanks! Love you guys!” Fade out on us dancing to a nameless soft indie rock song that we’ve inserted in post.